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Monday, December 28, 2009

Leaving, 12/31/2009

Derby Plaza - nothing
Movie Machine - nothing
Northrock 14 - nothing
Palace West -nothing
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Brothers
Warren Old Town - nothing
Warren West 21st - Disney's A Christmas Carol

Friday, December 25, 2009

SHERLOCK HOLMES ***

Guy Ritchie directed this Action/Mystery which stars: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan, Kelly Reilly. Watch The Preview Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, some startling images and a scene of suggestive material. Running time is two hours and eight minutes.

Revealing fighting skills as lethal as his legendary intellect, Holmes (Downey Jr.) along with his friend Watson (Law) will battle as never before to bring down a new nemesis and unravel a deadly plot that could destroy the country.

This is a Holmes unlike any you've seen before. That goes for Watson, also. They're much more contemporary characters although set in Merry Olde England. Personally, my favorite Holmes was portrayed by Jeremy Brett on PBS but that's just a matter of taste. Downey Jr. is fantastic as always and Law's Watson is much more an equal that we normally expect. McAdams does her part very well, what there is of it. The story is interesting, the pacing is very good and the production values are top notch. I found this to be a very good action drama and well worth your time during the holidays. While the big screen and surround sound is nice it isn't absolutely essential so you will enjoy this as much on DVD if you prefer to wait.

Worthwhile (or not), 12/25/2009

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). I don't agree with the consensus of the national reviewers this week. I don't think ALVIN and UP IN THE AIR should be as highly rated as they are while I thought SHERLOCK was more entertaining than these numbers would indicate.

42 Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel,
58 It's Complicated,
49 Nine,
55 Sherlock Holmes,
83 Up in the Air

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My review of SHERLOCK HOLMES will be posted after 4:30 pm.

UP IN THE AIR **½

Jason Reitman wrote and directed this Drama starring: George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman, Tamala Jones, Chris Lowell. Watch The Preview Rated R for language and some sexual content. Running time is one hour and forty-nine minutes.

A corporate hatchet man (Clooney) who loves his life on the road is forced to fight for his job when his company downsizes its travel budget. He is required to take a trainee with him (Kendrick), and spend more time at home just as he is on the cusp of a goal he's worked toward for years: reaching ten million frequent flyer miles, and shortly after he's met the frequent-traveler woman of his dreams (Farmiga).

I know all the critics have been raving about this film but I didn't find it particularly satisfying. It's very well made, with a good cast and a pace that moves right along, but at the conclusion I was left feeling there was no real point to the story. I can't go much further without ruining the plot for you but I can tell you if you're looking for an uplifting, holiday style film, this isn't it. At another time of year I might feel a bit differently about the story, but in my opinion you should wait for the DVD since the big screen isn't really important in this case. Of course, if you're in the mood for a somewhat depressing drama, never mind.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL *

Betty Thomas directed this Family Comedy starring: Jason Lee, Justin Long, David Cross, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Anna Faris, Christina Applegate, Amy Poehler, Zachary Levi. Watch The Preview Rated PG for some mild rude humor. Running time is one hour and forty minutes.

Alvin, Simon and Theodore finally meet their match – and maybe more – in the newly arrived female trio, The Chipettes.

My problem with this film is there's simply no reason for it. It's not in the least entertaining for adults and kids will be just as happy with the first one and if they just have to see this one I'm sure it will be available on DVD shortly. Lee is out of sight through most of the film and the majority of the stellar cast is never seen, just heard as a chipmunk voice. This is simply a waste of money.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Opening, 12/23 and 12/25/2009

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

Opens Wednesday, 12/23/09:

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL [PG] 1 hr. 29 min. Family Comedy Watch The Preview Cast: Jason Lee, Justin Long, David Cross, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Anna Faris, Christina Applegate, Amy Poehler, Zachary Levi. Plot: Alvin, Simon and Theodore finally meet their match – and maybe more – in the newly arrived female trio, The Chipettes. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

UP IN THE AIR [R] 1 hr. 49 min. Drama Watch The Preview Cast: George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Jason Bateman, Tamala Jones, Chris Lowell. Plot: a corporate hatchet man who loves his life on the road is forced to fight for his job when his company downsizes its travel budget. He is required to spend more time at home just as he is on the cusp of a goal he's worked toward for years: reaching ten million frequent flyer miles and just after he's met the frequent-traveler woman of his dreams. Showing at: Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

Opens Friday, 12/25/09:

IT'S COMPLICATED [R] 1 hr. 59 min. Comedy Watch The Preview Cast: Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, John Krasinski, Lake Bell, Zoe Kazan, Mary Kay Place, Nora Dunn, Bruce Altman, Rita Wilson. Plot: the mother of three grown kids has—after a decade of divorce—an amicable relationship with her ex-husband, who has remarried. But, when they find themselves out of town for their son’s college graduation, an innocent meal together turns into the unimaginable—an affair. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

NINE [PG-13] 1 hr. 50 min. Drama/Musical Watch The Preview Cast: Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Stacy Ferguson, Sophia Loren. Plot: a vibrant and provocative musical that follows the life of a world famous film director as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportion, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife, his mistress, his film star muse, his confidant and costume designer, a young American fashion journalist, the whore from his youth, and his mother. Showing at: Warren East, Warren West.

SHERLOCK HOLMES [PG-13] 2 hrs. 10 min. Action/Mystery Watch The Preview Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan, Kelly Reilly. Plot: revealing fighting skills as lethal as his legendary intellect, Holmes will battle as never before to bring down a new nemesis and unravel a deadly plot that could destroy the country. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

Leaving, 12/22 and (12/24)/2009

Derby Plaza - (Old Dogs, Twilight: New Moon)
Movie Machine - Old Dogs (Twilight: New Moon)
Northrock 14 - Disney's A Christmas Carol, Old Dogs (Armored, Everybody's Fine, Ninja Assassin)
Palace West -nothing (Saw VI, G-Force, Invention Of Lying)
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Planet 51, Armored, 2012, Everybody's Fine (Boondock Saints II, Precious, Ninja Assassin)
Warren Old Town - 2012 (Twilight: New Moon)
Warren West 21st - Everybody's Fine, Planet 51, Armored, 2012 (Brothers, Old Dogs)

Friday, December 18, 2009

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? **½

Marc Lawrence wrote and directed this Romantic Comedy which stars: Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen, Elisabeth Moss, Michael Kelly, and Wilford Brimley. Watch The Preview Rated PG-13 for some sexual references and momentary violence. Running time is one hour and forty-three minutes.

A highly successful Manhattan couple(Grant and Parker) whose marriage is dissolving witness a murder and become targets of a contract killer. The Feds, protecting their witnesses, whisk them away from their beloved New York to a tiny town in Wyoming and into the home of a U.S. Marshal and his wife (Elliott and Steenburgen), and a relationship that was on the rocks threatens to end completely in the Rockies... unless, in their new BlackBerry-free lives, the Morgans can slow down the pace and rekindle the passion.

This is a very predictable but enjoyable film whose basic plot is mostly shown in the preview. Whether or not you'll find this enjoyable depends on whether you like Grant and Parker and if you feel they have some chemistry. I happen to like both and thought the screen chemistry between them was good so I found this film entertaining. I also enjoyed seeing Elliott and Steenburgen, who are both seen all too rarely these days. Even Brimley was a pleasant surprise since I haven't seen him in anything but TV commercials for years. If you don't want to spend the money right now to see this in a theatre, the DVD will do quite nicely when it appears.

AVATAR 3D & 2D ***

James Cameron wrote and directed this Sci/Fi drama starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Peter Mensah, Laz Alonso, Wes Studi, Stephen Lang, Matt Gerald. Watch The Preview Rated PG-13 for intense epic battle sequences and warfare, sensuality, language and some smoking. Running time is two hours and forty-two minutes.

A former Marine (Worthington) confined to a wheelchair finds something worth fighting for on a distant world. Recruited to join an expedition to the moon Pandora, which corporate interests are strip-mining for a mineral worth $20 million per kilogram on Earth, his consciousness is linked into a human-Na'vi (the native inhabitants) hybrid – a fully living, breathing body that resembles the Na'vi but possesses the individual human's thoughts, feelings and personality – known as an "avatar." His mission is to interact with and infiltrate the Na'vi with the hope of enlisting their help – or at least their acquiescence – in mining the ore.

This was a little less than I'd hoped for although that should be expected after all the hype about the film for the past few months. The film's production quality is impressive, although it should be for $300 million, but the plot is very predictable and that was a letdown. The creation of an entire world, Pandora, is really spectacular and is the main reason to see the picture. The 3D is quite good although I would suggest you sit closer to the front of the auditorium in order to become better immersed in the film. If you sit toward the back of a large auditorium the 3D effect is comprimised. The film's length is unnecessarily long, basically because of the extended battle scenes toward the end. This must be seen in a theatre to be really appreciated, the larger the better.

THE ROAD *

John Hillcoat directed this Drama which stars: Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Guy Pearce. Watch The Preview Rated R for some violence, disturbing images and language. Running time is one hour and fifty-one minutes.

Based on Cormac McCarthy's best-selling and Pulitzer Prize winning novel: an epic post apocalyptic tale of a journey taken by a father (Mortensen) and his young son (Smit-McPhee) across a barren landscape blasted by an unnamed cataclysm that destroyed civilization and most life on earth.

I review for entertainment value and there's no way this is in any way entertaining. In fact, this is the singularly most depressing film I've ever seen. That doesn't mean I don't recognize its quality and that it spectacularly portrays the world in which it's set, but this is as far from entertainment as you can get. The film has been completed for over a year and I can certainly understand the hesitation in releasing it...there's simply no way to sell it. But, why now? The Christmas season is not the time for a film that makes you think about ending it all. If you want to see it, I'd hurry. This is not going to be around for long. There's no particular reason to see it in a theatre as a large screen adds nothing.

Worthwhile (or not), 12/18/2009

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). I don't agree with the consensus of the national reviewers this week. From an entertainment standard, there is simply no way ROAD beats MORGANS since ROAD is in absolutely no way entertaining. MORGANS may be predictable but at least it has a few laughs while ROAD makes you want to go out and shoot yourself.

82 Avatar,
25 Did You Hear About the Morgans?,
64 Road, The

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My reviews of AVATAR, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS and THE ROAD will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Opening, 12/18/2009

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

AVATAR 3D & 2D [PG-13] 2 hrs. 35 min. Sci/Fi Watch The Preview Cast: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Peter Mensah, Laz Alonso, Wes Studi, Stephen Lang, Matt Gerald. Plot: a former Marine confined to a wheelchair finds something worth fighting for on a distant world. Recruited to join an expedition to the moon Pandora, which corporate interests are strip-mining for a mineral worth $20 million per kilogram on Earth, his consciousness is linked into a human-Na'vi (the native inhabitants) hybrid – a fully living, breathing body that resembles the Na'vi but possesses the individual human's thoughts, feelings and personality – known as an "avatar." His mission is to interact with and infiltrate the Na'vi with the hope of enlisting their help – or at least their acquiescence – in mining the ore. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Movie Machine, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?
[R] 1 hr. 43 min. Comedy Watch The Preview Cast: Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen, Elisabeth Moss, Michael Kelly, Wilford Brimley. Plot: a highly successful Manhattan couple whose marriage is disolving witness a murder and become targets of a contract killer. The Feds, protecting their witnesses, whisk them away from their beloved New York to a tiny town in Wyoming, and a relationship that was on the rocks threatens to end completely in the Rockies... unless, in their new BlackBerry-free lives, the Morgans can slow down the pace and rekindle the passion. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

THE ROAD [R] 1 hr. 52 min. Drama Watch The Preview Cast: Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Guy Pearce. Plot: based on Cormac McCarthy's beloved, best-selling and Pulitzer Prize winning novel: an epic post apocalyptic tale of a journey taken by a father and his young son across a barren landscape blasted by an unnamed cataclysm that destroyed civilization and most life on earth. Showing at: Warren East.

Leaving, 12/17/2009

Derby Plaza - Christmas Carol
Movie Machine - Planet 51
Northrock 14 - Planet 51, Transylmania
Palace West -Whiteout, Inglourius Basterds, Shorts, Surrogates, Julie & Julia
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - The Men Who Stare At Goats, An Education, Planet 51
Warren Old Town - Ninja Assassin, Old Dogs
Warren West 21st - Law Abiding Citizen, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Ninja Assassin

Friday, December 11, 2009

INVICTUS **½

Clint Eastwood directed this drama which stars Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon. SEE THE PREVIEW Rated PG-13 for brief strong language. Running time is two hours and fourteen minutes.

Tells the true story of how Nelson Mandela (Freeman) joined forces with the captain of South Africa's rugby team (Damon) to help unite their country soon after Mandela was elected President.

If you enjoy well crafted, well acted dramas that feature the sport of rugby, this might be a film you'll enjoy. For me, however, the pacing was too slow, the action nonexistent, and the film too unnecessarily long to be truly satisfying. Additionally, the plot covers a subject most in this country long ago ceased to be interested in. Compound that with the fact a fair amount of time is spent watching rugby, a sport I and the majority of Americans are not familiar with, and you have a film I don't think most will find ultimately satisfying. The big screen adds virtually nothing to the film so feel free to wait until you can watch it at home.


Worthwhile (or not), 12/11/2009

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). Looks like a good week for new films with a Clint Eastwood drama about Nelson Mandela and a Disney animated feature for the family.

74 Invictus,
73 Princess & the Frog, The


Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My review of INVICTUS will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, December 07, 2009

Opening, 12/11/2009

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

INVICTUS [PG] 2 hrs. 13 min. Drama SEE THE PREVIEW Cast: Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon. Plot: tells the inspiring true story of how Nelson Mandela joined forces with the captain of South Africa's rugby team to help unite their country. Showing at: Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG [G] 1 hr. 37 min.Animated Musical Comedy SEE THE PREVIEW Cast: Anika Noni Rose, Terrence Howard, John Goodman, Keith David, Jim Cummings, Jenifer Lewis, Oprah Winfrey. Plot: a modern twist on a classic tale, featuring a beautiful girl , a frog prince who desperately wants to be human again, and a fateful kiss that leads them both on a hilarious adventure through the mystical bayous of Louisiana. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

Leaving, 12/10/2009

Derby Plaza - Fantastic Mr. Fox
Movie Machine - Disney's A Christmas Carol 2D
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - Capitalism: A Love Story, Fame
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Transylmania
Warren Old Town - Disney's A Christmas Carol 3D
Warren West 21st - Transylmania, Men Who Stare At Goats

Friday, December 04, 2009

EVERYBODY'S FINE *½

Kirk Jones wrote and directed this Drama starring: Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, and Sam Rockwell. Rated PG-13 for thematic elements and brief strong language. Running time is one hour and forty minutes.

A widower (DeNiro) embarks on an impromptu road trip to reconnect with each of his grown children (Barrymore, Beckinsale, Rockwell) only to discover their lives are far from perfect.

This is a first rate cast trapped in a Hallmark Hall Of Fame quality movie. It's something you'd probably enjoy watching for free at home but might resent paying for at a theatre, especially since the theatre experience adds nothing to the film. On top of that, it's mostly a downer and not likely to thrust you into the Christmas spirit. On the positive side, the length is about right and the ending is a little more upbeat. About the only people who will be pleased with this effort are the four cast leads who can take their no doubt substantial checks and buy some really nice gifts for their families and friends. There are better pictures coming...wait for them.

Worthwhile (or not), 12/4/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). You know you're in for a good weekend when two of the four movies weren't screened for the reviewers by the distributors, telling you the critics are going to hate the films and the distributors hope to get your money before you learn how bad the films are. Brothers is the strongest of the other two although it certainly didn't entice me to see it and Everybody's Fine has a stellar cast trapped in a Hallmark plot.

xx Armored,
63 Brothers,
40 Everybody's Fine,
xx Transylmania

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My review of EVERYBODY'S FINE will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Opening, 12/4/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

ARMORED [PG-13] 1 hr. 28 min. Action/Thriller Trailer Cast: Matt Dillon, Jean Reno, Laurence Fishburne, Skeet Ulrich, Amaury Nolasco, Andre Jamal Kinney, Milo Ventimiglia, Fred Ward, Columbus Short. Plot: a crew at an armored transport security firm embark on the ultimate heist... against their own company. Armed with a seemingly fool-proof plan, the men plan on making off with a fortune with harm to none, but the plan quickly unravels and all bets are off. Showing at: Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

BROTHERS [R] 1 hr. 50 min. War/Drama Trailer Cast: Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Bailee Madison, Taylor Geare, Patrick Flueger, Sam Shepard, Mare Winningham, Clifton Collins Jr., Josh Berry. Plot: when a decorated Marine goes missing overseas, his black-sheep younger brother cares for his wife and children at home—with consequences that will shake the foundation of the entire family. Showing at: Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

EVERYBODY'S FINE [PG-13] 1 hr. 35 min. Comedy/Drama Trailer Cast: Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, Sam Rockwell. Plot: a widower embarks on an impromptu road trip to reconnect with each of his grown children only to discover their lives are far from perfect. Showing at: Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

TRANSYLMANIA [R] 1 hr. 35 min. Comedy/Horror Trailer Cast: Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman, Paul H. Kim, Jennifer Lyons, Oren Skoog, Irena A. Hoffman, David Steinberg, Musetta Vander, Natalie Garza, Nicole Garza. Plot: a wacky horror spoof, vampire action-adventure, and naughty college comedy features a motley group of college students embarking on the wildest, sexiest, most outrageous semester abroad ever at Razvan University. Showing at: Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

Leaving, 12/3/09

Derby Plaza - nothing
Movie Machine - nothing
Northrock 14 - Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, Couple's Retreat, This Is It, Where The Wild Things Are
Palace West - 9, Whip It
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Couple's Retreat, Pirate Radio
Warren Old Town - nothing
Warren West 21st - Fourth Kind

Monday, November 23, 2009

Opening, 11/25/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

BOONDOCK SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY [R] 1 hr. 58 min. Crime/Thriller Trailer Cast: Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flanery, Clifton Collins, Julie Benz, Judd Nelson, Robert Cochrane Marley Jr., Brian Mahoney, David Ferry, David Della Rocco, Peter Fonda, Billy Connolly. Plot: the highly-anticipated sequel to indie cult classic, "The Boondock Saints." The film is a tough saga of fraternal twins, the MacManus brothers who two have been in deep hiding in the quiet valleys of Ireland, far removed from their former lives or modern technologies. When word comes that a priest has been killed in Boston, they return to bring justice to the killers. Showing at: Warren East.

AN EDUCATION [PG-13] 1 hr. 40 min. Drama Trailer Cast: Carey Mulligan, Peter Sarsgaard, Alfred Molina, Dominic Cooper, Rosamund Pike, Olivia Williams, Emma Thompson, Cara Seymour, Matthew Beard, Sally Hawkins. Plot: a coming-of-age story about a teenage girl in 1960s London, who becomes involved with a playboy nearly twice her age. Showing at: Warren East.

THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX
[PG] 1 hr. 27 min. Animated/Family Trailer Cast: George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, Wally Wolodarsky, Eric Anderson, Michael Gambon, Willem Dafoe, Owen Wilson, Jarvis Cocker. Plot: film based on the best selling children's book by Roald Dahl (author of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and "James and the Giant Peach"). Showing at: Warren East, Warren West.

NINJA ASSASSIN
[R] 1 hr. 39 min. Action Trailer Cast: Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles, Sho Kosugi, Rick Yune. Plot: a trained killer and a Europol agent become entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe. Showing at: Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

OLD DOGS [PG] 1 hr. 28 min. Comedy Trailer Cast: John Travolta, Robin Williams, Kelly Preston, Seth Green, Ella Bleu Travolta, Lori Loughlin, Matt Dillon. Plot: two best friends -- one unlucky-in-love divorcee and the other a fun-loving bachelor -- have their lives turned upside down when they're unexpectedly charged with the care of six-year-old twins while on the verge of the biggest business deal of their lives. Showing at: Movie Machine, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

Leaving, 11/24/09

Derby Plaza -
Movie Machine - Where The Wild Things Are, Astro Boy
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - The Informant, Time Traveler's Wife, The Proposal
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Paranormal Activity, Law Abiding Citizen, The Fourth Kind, The Box
Warren Old Town - Law Abiding Citizen, Men Who Stare At Goats
Warren West 21st - Amelia, Paranormal Activity, The Box

Friday, November 20, 2009

THE BLIND SIDE ***

John Lee Hancock wrote and directed this Drama which stars: Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Kathy Bates, Quinton Aaron, Lily Collins, Jae Head. Rated PG-13 for one scene involving brief violence, drug and sexual references. Running time is two hours and eight minutes.

Depicts the remarkable true story of All-American football star Michael Oher. A homeless African-American youngster (Aaron) from a broken home is taken in by a well-to-do white family (Bullock, McGraw, Collins, Head) who help him fulfill his potential on and off (with the help of Bates) the football field. At the same time, his presence in their lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own.

In a lot of ways this is just an average family drama, but it sure does make you feel good. The fact it's based on a true story gives it more credibility than this type of picture usually has and the excellent performances by the entire cast adds greatly to the believability. Bullock is excellent and is being mentioned as a possible Oscar candidate for her role. McGraw has good acting skills also but this is Bullock's film, although young Jae Head does come close to stealing the picture at times. Virtual unknown Aaron is outstanding in the role Oher. If you're looking for a family film for the holidays, this is a real contender. If you've spent all your money on presents, seeing this on DVD will not detract from its enjoyability.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: THE NEW MOON **

Chris Weitz directed this Romance/Thriller which features: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Rachelle Lefevre, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning. Rated PG-13 for some violence and action. Running time is two hours and ten minutes.

In the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's phenomenally successful "Twilight" series, the romance between mortal (Stewart) and vampire (Pattinson) soars to a new level as Bella Swan delves deeper into the mysteries of the supernatural world she yearns to become part of, including a new romance with Jacob, (Lautner)—only to find herself in greater peril than ever before.

This feature will obviously be wildly successful, based entirely on its appeal to young girls and women. Men of all ages will find this slow going, and perhaps as in my case, stupefyingly boring. There's no action (what you see in the trailer is all you get) and most of the time is spent in listless, dull talking and soulful glances. In short, unless you're interested in watching unfulfilled romance, there's no reason to go. Production values are good and the scenery is gorgeous but most need a lot more than that to be entertained. If you've got to see it right now then by all means do so, the theatres will love you for it. Otherwise, you can be just as bored with the DVD in a couple of months with no loss of impact.

Worthwhile (or not), 11/20/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film).I saw two of the four new films for the week and I'm positive the critical numbers are not going to be even close to attendance. BLIND SIDE is more entertaining than the numbers indicate and NEW MOON will absolutely destroy everything else at the boxoffice although it was all I could do to stay awake during its showing.

49 Blind Side,
40 Planet 51,
78 Precious: Based on the Novel by Sapphire,
45 Twilight Saga: New Moon, The

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My review of BLIND SIDE and NEW MOON will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Opening, 11/20/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

THE BLIND SIDE [PG-13] 2 hrs. 6 min. Drama Trailer Cast: Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Kathy Bates, Quinton Aaron, Lily Collins, Jae Head. Plot: depicts the remarkable true story of All-American football star Michael Oher. A homeless African-American youngster from a broken home is taken in by a well-to-do white family who help him fulfill his potential on and off the football field. At the same time, his presence in the their lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own. Paperback movie tie-in edition. Showing at: Movie Machine, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

PLANET 51 [PG] 1 hr. 31 min. Animated Comedy Trailer Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman, Seann William Scott, John Cleese. Plot: an American astronaut lands on Planet 51 thinking he's the first person to step foot on it. To his surprise, he finds this planet is inhabited by little green people who are happily living in a white picket fence world reminiscent of a cheerfully innocent 1950s America, and whose only fear is that it will be overrun by alien invaders...like him! Showing at: Movie Machine, Warren East, Warren West.

PRECIOUS [R] 1 hr. 49 min. Drama Trailer Cast: Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe, Paula Patton, Mo'Nique, Mariah Carey, Sherri Shepherd, Lenny Kravitz. Plot: based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire is a film about the human capacity to grow and overcome. Set in Harlem in 1987, it is the story of a sixteen-year-old African-American girl born into a life no one would want. She's pregnant for the second time by her absent father; at home, she must wait hand and foot on her mother, a poisonously angry woman who abuses her emotionally and physically. School is a place of chaos, and Precious has reached the ninth grade with good marks and an awful secret: she can neither read nor write. Showing at: Warren East.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: THE NEW MOON
[PG-13] 2hrs. 10 min. Romance/Thriller Trailer Cast: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Rachelle Lefevre, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning. Plot: in the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's phenomenally successful "Twilight" series, the romance between mortal and vampire soars to a new level as Bella Swan delves deeper into the mysteries of the supernatural world she yearns to become part of—only to find herself in greater peril than ever before. Showing at: Movie Machine, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

Leaving, 11/19/09

Derby Plaza -
Movie Machine - Paranormal Activity, Michael Jackson, Vampire's Assistant
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - Halloween II, The Hurt Locker, G.I. Joe
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, Amelia, The Stepfather, Where The Wild Things Are, Michael Jackson, Coco Before Chanel
Warren Old Town - The Box, Michael Jackson
Warren West 21st - Couple's Retreat, Where The Wild Things Are, The Stepfather, Michael Jackson

Friday, November 13, 2009

2012 **

Roland Emmerich co-wrote and directed this Action film which stars: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton, Danny Glover, Woody Harrelson. Rated PG-13 for intense disaster sequences and some language. Run time is two hours and thirty-eight minutes.

An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world as we know it and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.

If that plot description looks skimpy, it's exactly what you get in this movie. The special effects are very good but they ought to be since that's where most of the production money went. The plot itself is very predictable (think Poseidon Adventure) and extremely emotionally manipulative during the last half hour. About the only reason to see this is as a prequel to the purported TV series to be made concerning the fate of the survivors in 2013. If you really feel you want to subject yourself to 2012 be sure to do so in a big theatre. The special effects will lose their impact on a TV screen, leaving you with exactly nothing worthwhile to fill the unnecessarily long two hours and forty minutes.

Worthwhile (or not), 11/13/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). I saw 2012 this week and while the special effects are good, the film just doesn't know when to stop. I've heard good comments about Pirate Radio but it looks like the national critics preference is Good Hair.

50
2012,
72 Good Hair
56 Pirate Radio

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review.My review of 2012 will be posted shortly.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Opening, 11/13/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

2012 [PG-13] 1 hr. 58 min. Action Trailer Cast: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton, Danny Glover, Woody Harrelson. Plot: an epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

GOOD HAIR [PG-13] 1 hr. 40 min. Comedy/Documentary Trailer Cast: Chris Rock. Plot: Chris Rock examines the cost, both financial and sociological, of African-American hair culture in this hilarious, Sundance award-winning film. Showing at: Warren East.

PIRATE RADIO [R] 1 hr. 56 min. Comedy/Romance Trailer Cast: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy, Rhys Ifans, Nick Frost, Kenneth Branagh, Tom Sturridge, Talulah Riley, January Jones. Plot: in the 1960s a group of rouge DJs, on a boat in the middle of the Northern Atlantic, played rock records and broke the law all for the love of music, and drove the British government crazy. Showing at: Warren East.

Leaving, 11/12/09

Derby Plaza - Vampires Assistant
Movie Machine - nothing
Northrock 14 - Saw VI, Zombieland
Palace West - Love Happens, The Hangover
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - Saw VI, Astro Boy, Vampires Assistant, Zombieland
Warren Old Town - Paranormal Activity
Warren West 21st - Saw VI, Astro Boy, Vampires Assistant, Zombieland, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Friday, November 06, 2009

DISNEY'S A CHRISTMAS CAROL 3-D/2-D **½

Robert Zemeckis wrote the screenplay and directed this Fantasy which stars: Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Bob Hoskins, Robin Wright Penn, and Cary Elwes. Rated PG for scary sequences and images. Running time is one hour and thirty-six minutes.

A "performance capture" animated film presenting the essence of the classic Dickens tale in a 3-D motion picture.

If you don't understand the term "Performance capture", think Polar Express or Beowulf which also used the process. Basically, a live performance enhanced with animation. Production values are very good and the 3D is excellent. This is Carrey's movie from start to finish. While there are numerous other actors involved, none of them stand out like Carrey. My opinion is the main reason for seeing this version is the 3D. Even so, it doesn't surpass my personal favorite, the 1970 Albert Finney musical version, Scrooge. One word of caution, this version is scary enough in a couple of spots small children may be frightened. Also, as usual with 3D films there are theatres showing this in normal 2D at the normal price. The enhanced price is worth it for the 3D version.

THE BOX **

Richard Kelly wrote the screenplay and directed this Thriller which stars: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, and Frank Langella. Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some violence and disturbing images. Running time is one hour and fifty-five minutes.

A teacher (Diaz) at a private high school and her husband (Marsden) are an average couple living a normal life in the suburbs with their young son...until a mysterious man (Langella) with a horribly disfigured face appears on their doorstep and presents her with a box containing a button that, if pushed, brings you a million dollars...but simultaneously takes the life of someone you don't know.Based on a short story by Richard Matheson.

I vaguely remember reading the short story this film is based on but I don't think it's plot resembles the film's to any great extent. The screenplay is much closer to a sci-fi tale than a thriller. Unfortunately, the original premise has been stretched to encompass a much larger story and I don't think it works. It's confusing rather than expansive. It will keep you interested throughout but when it's over if you're like me you're going to be saying, "huh?". Yet, while it was disappointing it could act as the start of a spirited discussion on some of the moral questions it raises. The DVD version will be more than suitable for those who think they want to see it.

Worthwhile (or not), 11/6/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). I saw two of these films this week and I think the national critics are right on the mark for them. I haven't seen a good review for FOURTH KIND, and GOATS apparently has a few laughs but is pretty lightweight. CHANEL has the best national rating but you should be aware it's in French with English subtitles.

48 Box, The,
54 Christmas Carol, A,
65 Coco Before Chanel,
35 Fourth Kind, The,
56 Men Who Stare At Goats, The

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review.My reviews of THE BOX and A CHRISTMAS CAROL will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Opening, 11/6/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

THE BOX [PG-13] 1 hr. 56 min. Thriller Trailer Cast: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella. Plot: a teacher at a private high school and her husband are an average couple living a normal life in the suburbs with their young son...until a mysterious man with a horribly disfigured face appears on their doorstep and presents her with a life-altering proposition: a box containing a button that, if pushed, brings you a million dollars...but simultaneously takes the life of someone you don't know.Based on a short story by Richard Matheson. Showing at:Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

COCO BEFORE CHANEL
[PG-13] 1 hr. 50 min. Drama Trailer Cast: Audrey Tautou, Benoit Poelvoorde, Alessandro Nivola, Marie Gillain, Emmanuelle Devos. Plot: the story of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel, who begins her life as a headstrong orphan, and through an extraordinary journey becomes the legendary couturier who embodied the modern woman and became a timeless symbol of success, freedom and style. If you want to read about her, check this out. Showing at: Warren East.

DISNEY'S A CHRISTMAS CAROL 3-D/2-D [PG] 1 hr. 36 min. Fantasy Trailer Cast: Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Bob Hoskins, Robin Wright Penn, Cary Elwes. Plot: captures the essence of the classic Dickens tale in a 3-D motion picture. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

THE FOURTH KIND
[PG-13] 1 hr. 38 min. Thriller Trailer Cast: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton. Plot: a psychologist begins videotaping sessions with traumatized patients and unwittingly discovers some of the most disturbing evidence of alien abduction ever documented. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS
[R] 1 hr. 33 min. Comedy Trailer Cast: George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey, Rebecca Mader, Terry Serpico. Plot: inspired by Jon Ronson's non-fiction bestseller of the same name, an eye-opening and often hilarious exploration of the government's attempts to harness paranormal abilities to combat its enemies. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

Leaving, 11/5/09

Derby Plaza - Saw VI, Astro Boy, The Stepfather
Movie Machine - Law Abiding Citizen
Northrock 14 - Astro Boy, Cirque du Freak, Halloween II, The Stepfather, I Can Do Bad All By Myself, Whip It
Palace West - The Final Destination, Pandorum, District 9
Starlite Drive-In - Closed for the Winter
Warren East 13th - A Serious Man, The Invention Of Lying, Halloween II
Warren Old Town - Saw VI, Where The Wild Things Are, Couples Retreat
Warren West 21st - Halloween II

Friday, October 30, 2009

Worthwhile (or not), 10/30/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). A combination of bad weather and lack of interest in seeing the MJ film kept me from reviewing anything this week (a review is completely unnecessary for MJ, you're either going to see it or you're not). I've heard good comments about the MJ film although early grosses are quite disappointing for the distributor. The Coen brothers are an acquired taste so if you've liked them before, the numerical rating would indicate you'd probably like A SERIOUS MAN.

67 Michael Jackson's This Is It,
79 Serious Man, A

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Opening, 10/30/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

HALLOWEEN II [R] 1 hr. 45 min. Horror Re-Release of the Rob Zombie treatment, originally opened 8/28/09.

A SERIOUS MAN [R] 1 hr. 45 min. Comedy/Drama Trailer Cast: Michael Stuhlbarg, Fred Melamed, Richard Kind, Aaron Wolf, Sari Wagner, Jessica McManus, Adam Arkin. Plot: this black comedy by the Coen brothers is the story of an ordinary man's search for clarity in a universe where Jefferson Airplane is on the radio and F-Troop is on TV. It is 1967, and Larry Gopnik , a physics professor at a quiet Midwestern university, has just been informed by his wife that she is leaving him. His unemployable brother is sleeping on the couch, his son is a discipline problem and a shirker at Hebrew school, and his daughter is filching money from his wallet in order to save up for a nose job. Struggling for equilibrium, Larry seeks advice from three different rabbis. Can anyone help him cope with his afflictions and become a righteous person – a mensch – a serious man? Showing at: Warren East.

Leaving, 10/29/09

Derby Plaza -
Movie Machine - nothing
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - Harry Potter VI, All About Steve
Starlite Drive-In - Open Fri/Sat only
Warren East 13th - The Boys Are Back
Warren Old Town - nothing
Warren West 21st - nothing

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Opening Wednesday, 10/28/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S THIS IS IT [PG] 1 hr. 52 min. Musical Trailer Cast: Michael Jackson. Plot: offers Jackson fans a rare, behind-the-scenes look at the performer as he developed, created and rehearsed for his sold-out concerts that would have taken place beginning this summer in London's O2 Arena. Chronicling the months from April through June, 2009, the film is drawn from more than one hundred hours of behind-the-scenes footage, featuring Jackson rehearsing a number of his songs for the show. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14 (starts 10/27), Warren East (starts 10/27), Warren Old Town (starts 10/27), Warren West. See SHOWTIMES At: in the left column for times.

Leaving, 10/27/09

Derby Plaza - The Stepfather
Movie Machine - Couples Retreat
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - nothing
Starlite Drive-In - Open Fri/Sat only
Warren East 13th - Toy Story 1/2
Warren Old Town - The Stepfather
Warren West 21st - The Invention Of Lying, Whip It, Toy Story 1/2

Friday, October 23, 2009

AMELIA ***

Mira Nair directed this Biographical drama starring: Hilary Swank, Richard Gere, Ewan McGregor, and Christopher Eccleston. Rated PG for some sensuality, language, thematic elements and smoking. Run time is one hour and fifty-one minutes.

An account of legendary aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart (Swank), her husband and promoter George Putnam (Gere), her lover, Gene Vidal (McGregor), father of author Gore Vidal, and the navigator on her final flight, Fred Noonan (Eccleston).

I wasn't all that enthused about seeing this film. After all, I already knew the ending. But this turned out to be a very enjoyable picture. Swank does a very credible job and is a dead ringer for the real Earhart. The rest of the cast is fine and the production values are very good. This is an impressive looking film with a very lush musical score. The plot is a little convoluted, using flashbacks where I didn't think they were necessary, but the pace is good and the time passes quickly. I learned several things about Earhart and the people in her life I didn't previously know and that added to the enjoyability. This is a good date or couples movie and will be best appreciated on a large theatre screen.

CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRES ASSISTANT **

Paul Weitz wrote and directed this Fantasy/Adventure which stars: John C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia, Ray Stevenson, Patrick Fugit, Orlando Jones, Willem Dafoe, Salma Hayek. Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense supernatural violence and action, disturbing images, thematic elements and some language. Run time is one hour and forty-eight minutes.

Based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, the film is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager (Massoglia) who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires when he's turned into a "half vampire" by the real deal (Reilly) who's trying to help him. Pulled into a life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, he leaves the safety of a boring existence, battles his former best friend (Hutcherson), and moves toward his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares.

Vampires just aren't what they used to be in yet another take on the increasingly popular vampire genre. Reilly's character is a wry, reasonably friendly 200-year-old vampire with a dry sense of humor, but without fangs, who takes the occasional sip of blood from unsuspecting humans. Because the producers of this film are obviously hoping for sequels, you never learn much about what's happening or why. And the ending leaves you completely up in the air. I enjoyed Reilly's character. The two boys are not at all compelling, although that may not make much difference to the intended audience of tweener girls. The rest of the cast is interesting with a surprising number of recognizable names. The film is juvenile, although again, considering the intended audience that may be a plus. I really doubt this film will do well enough to justify a sequel which means you're probably better off reading the books (there are twelve of them). At least that way you'll be able to find out what happens in the end.

Worthwhile (or not), 10/23/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). The national critics don't seem to be overly impressed with anything this week. I thought AMELIA was a much better film than this rating would indicate and I enjoyed CIRQUE DU FREAK although it is on the juvenile side. ASTRO BOY would appear to be for families while SAW VI is clearly for the tweeners and gore fans. The fact the distributor didn't screen it shouldn't come as much of a surprise and reviews or the lack thereof won't effect its attendance. I expect it to be the number one film this week.

41
Amelia,
53 Astro Boy,
43 Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant,
xx Saw VI

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My reviews of AMELIA and CIRQUE DU FREAK will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Opening, 10/23/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

AMELIA [PG] 1 hr. 50 min. Biographical drama Trailer Cast: Hilary Swank, Richard Gere, Ewan McGregor, Christopher Eccleston, Mia Wasikowska. Plot: a vast, thrilling account of legendary aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart. Showing at: Warren East.

ASTRO BOY
[PG] 1 hr. 34 min. Animated sci-fi adventure Trailer Cast: Freddie Highmore, Nicolas Cage, Kristen Bell, Nathan Lane, Bill Nighy, Eugene Levy, Matt Lucus, Donald Sutherland, Charlize Theron. Plot: about a young robot with incredible powers including super strength, x-ray vision, unbelievable speed and the ability to fly. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRES ASSISTANT [PG-13] 1 hr. 49 min. Fantasy/Adventure Trailer Cast: John C. Reilly, Ken Watanabe, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia, Ray Stevenson, Patrick Fugit, Orlando Jones, Willem Dafoe, Salma Hayek. Plot: based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren West.

SAW VI [R] 1 hr. 31 min. Horror/Thriller Trailer Cast: Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell, Mark Rolston, Peter Outerbridge, Shawnee Smith, Samantha Lemole, Caroline Cave, George Newbern, Darius McCrary, Shauna MacDonald, Devon Bostick, Tanedra Howard. Plot: Special Agent Strahm is dead, and Detective Hoffman has emerged as the unchallenged successor to Jigsaw's legacy. However, when the FBI draws closer to Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw's grand scheme is finally understood. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, Warren East, Warren Old Town, Warren West.

Leaving, 10/22/09

Derby Plaza - Toy Story 1&2, Whip It, Zombieland
Movie Machine - Zombieland, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - Up, Sorority Row
Starlite Drive-In - Open Fri/Sat only
Warren East 13th - Whip It, Capitalism, Surrogates, Fame, The Informant
Warren Old Town - The Invention Of Lying
Warren West 21st - Fame, Love Happens, The Informant, Surrogates

Friday, October 16, 2009

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN **½

F. Gary Gray directed this Psychological Thriller starring: Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler, Bruce McGill, Colm Meaney, Leslie Bibb, Michael Irby, Regina Hall, and Viola Davis. Rated R for strong bloody, brutal violence and torture, a scene of rape, and pervasive language. Running time is one hour and forty-eight minutes.

An upstanding family man's (Butler) wife and daughter are brutally murdered and the prosecutor (Foxx) assigned to the case offers one of the suspects a light sentence in exchange for testifying against his accomplice. Ten years later the man who got away with murder is found dead and the father coolly admits his guilt and issues a warning: either fix the flawed justice system that failed his family, or key players in the trial will die.

You won't be looking at your watch during this film. The plot is nicely paced and keeps you involved throughout. Cast and production values are fine. The only problem is, once the film is over and you think back on what happened, it becomes obvious there's no way this could have actually occurred as shown. The thrills of the pic are based on implausible events. If that doesn't bother you, action fans will really enjoy this. If you insist on at least a semblance of reality, you're likely to be at least a little disappointed (color me one of those). Seeing this on a big screen with good sound will definitely add to the film's impact.

Worthwhile (or not), 10/16/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). I only saw one of the films this week, LAW ABIDING CITIZEN, which should be a good couples movie. BOYS is aimed at the family crowd as is WILD THINGS. PARANORMAL is a $15,000 movie that has been sold like BLAIR WITCH and appears to be an indoor version of that pic, and the fact STEPFATHER wasn't screened tells you all you need to know about it.

34 Law Abiding Citizen,
56 Boys Are Back, The,
68 Paranormal Activity,
xx Stepfather, The,
70 Where the Wild Things Are

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My review of LAW ABIDING CITIZEN will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Opening, 10/16/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

THE BOYS ARE BACK [PG-13] 1 hr. 40 min. Drama Trailer Cast: Clive Owen, Laura Fraser, Emma Booth. Plot: a widower struggles to raise his two sons. Based on the novel, The Boys Are Back In Town. Showing at: 13th Avenue Warren.

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN [R] 2 hrs. 02 min. Psychological Thriller Trailer Cast: Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler, Bruce McGill, Colm Meaney, Leslie Bibb, Michael Irby, Regina Hall, Viola Davis. Plot: an upstanding family man's wife and daughter are brutally murdered and the prosecutor assigned to the case offers one of the suspects a light sentence in exchange for testifying against his accomplice. Ten years later the man who got away with murder is found dead and the father coolly admits his guilt and issues a warning: Either fix the flawed justice system that failed his family, or key players in the trial will die. Showing at: Movie Machine, Northrock 14, 13th Avenue Warren, Warren Old Town, 21st Street Warren.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
[R] 1 hr. 26 min. Supernatural Thriller Trailer Cast: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat, Mark Friedrichs, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer. Plot: a young, middle class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban "starter" tract house only to become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be somehow demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Showing at: 13th Avenue Warren, 21st Street Warren.

THE STEPFATHER [PG-13] 1 hr. 50 min. Horror/Thriller Trailer Cast: Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward, Penn Badgley, Sherry Stringfield, Jon Tenney, Paige Turco, Amber Heard. Plot: after returning home from military school a young man finds his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other, the son becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand. Is he really the man of her dreams or could he be hiding a dark side? Showing at: Derby Plaza, Northrock 14, 13th Avenue Warren, Warren Old Town, 21st Street Warren.

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE [PG] 1 hr. 34 min. Family fantasy Trailer Cast: Catherine Keener, Max Records, Mark Ruffalo, Lauren Ambrose, Chris Cooper, James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara, Forest Whitaker. Plot: a rambunctious and sensitive boy who feels misunderstood at home escapes to where the Wild Things are. The Wild Things desperately long for a leader to guide them, just as the boy longs for a kingdom to rule, but he soon finds that ruling his kingdom is not so easy and his relationships there prove to be more complicated than he originally thought. Based on the book of the same name by Maurice Sendak. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, 13th Avenue Warren, Warren Old Town, 21st Street Warren.

Leaving, 10/15/09

Derby Plaza -
Movie Machine - Fame, Surrogates
Northrock 14 -
Palace West - Transformers 2, Aliens In The Attic, The Ugly Truth, Night At The Museum 2, Orphan
Starlite Drive-In - Open Fri/Sat only
Warren East 13th - Julie & Julia, Inglourious Basterds, All About Steve, 9, Tyler Perry, Love Happens, Pandorum, Bright Star
Warren Old Town - Toy Story 1-2, Surrogates, Cloudy With Meatballs
Warren West 21st - All About Steve, The Proposal, Inglourious Basterds, Tyler Perry, Pandorum

Friday, October 09, 2009

COUPLES RETREAT *½

Peter Billingsley directed this Comedy which stars: Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, Malin Akerman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell, Faizon Love, Kali Hawk, Jean Reno. Rated PG-13 on appeal for sexual content and language. (originally Rated R for some sexual material.) Running time is one hour and forty-seven minutes.

Four couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to enjoy some fun in the sun, but discover participation in the resort’s couples therapy is not optional.

This was a disappointment. For a film classed as a comedy it wasn't all that funny and at least a couple of the characters, Favreau and Hawk, were unlikeable. There was way too much boring conversation and the ending looked like: "hey, we're out of money, let's hurry and wrap this up." For a cast of this caliber, which included the writers (Vaughn and Favreau), I think we had every right to expect a much better film. On the other hand you might be able to write off your admission price as a medical deduction since so much time is devoted to therapy sessions. My advice is to save your money for the holiday films which are just around the corner. If you do go and if you stay through all the credits you get to watch the four male leads urinate in unison into a hedge. I think they were sending a message but you can decide that for yourself.

Worthwhile (or not), 10/9/09

Here's MetaCritic's numerical rank of this week's films (xx/100 - the higher the number, the better the critics liked the film). I think the national critics score is a little harsh for the only new film this week but it clearly wasn't as good (funny) as I'd hoped it would be.

27 Couples Retreat

Click on the title links to see if the ratings change as more reviews come in, and to read your favorite national critic's review. My review of COUPLES RETREAT will be posted after 4:30 pm.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Opening, 10/9/09

For show times select your theatre under the SHOWIMES AT: header in the left column.

COUPLES RETREAT [PG-13] 1 hr. 54 min. Comedy Trailer Cast: Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau, Malin Akerman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell, Faizon Love, Kali Hawk, Jean Reno. Plot: four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to enjoy some fun in the sun, but discover participation in the resort’s couples therapy is not optional. Showing at: Derby Plaza, Movie Machine, Northrock 14, 13th Avenue Warren, Warren Old Town, 21st Street Warren.

Leaving, 10/8/09

Derby Plaza - Fame
Movie Machine - Harry Potter & Half-Blood Prince
Northrock 14 - 9
Palace West - Post Grad, My Sister's Keeper
Starlite Drive-In - Open Fri/Sat only
Warren East 13th - Gamer, Jennifer's Body
Warren Old Town - Fame, The Informant
Warren West 21st - 9, The Time Traveler's Wife

Friday, October 02, 2009

THE INVENTION OF LYING ***

Ricky Gervais and Matthew Robinson wrote and directed this Comedy/Romance starring: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jonah Hill, Louis C.K., Jeffrey Tambor, Fionnula Flanagan, Rob Lowe, and Tina Fey. Rated PG-13 for language including some sexual material and a drug reference. Running time is one hour and forty minutes.

A film which takes place in an alternate reality where lying--even the concept of a lie--does not exist. In it, a loser screenwriter (Gervais) gains fame, fortune and the girl (Garner) when he discovers the power of not telling the truth. Along the way he gets fired by his boss (Tambor) and heckled by his secretary (Fey) and a co-worker (Lowe).

This starts out as a very funny film, with plenty of laughs for the first thirty minutes or so. Then the laughter slows down as the "lying gimmick" wears thin and is replaced by religious satire. The last half hour heads into more romantic territory and leads to a satisfying if predictable conclusion. There were more laughs in the first thirty minutes than in anything else I've seen this year. And, the romantic ending was nice. If Gervais had been been able to make the film not quite so episodic, with a unified plot, this could have been a real contender. As it is, it's a good date film and will be just as good in its DVD version when you're looking for a few laughs. I probably should point out that religious conservatives are not going to find this nearly as funny as I did.

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I've spent most of my adult life in film exhibition management, from which I've retired. As a result of my work I've seen thousands of movies over the years and maintain a strong interest in movies and theatres.

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